Smart toilets
Multi-functional toilets are nothing new, but this one has Bluetooth. Why?
Subwoofer watches
This is essentially a subwoofer built into a watch that uses a “psychoacoustic phenomenon” to make you feel like you’re at a gig. Hmmm.
Hilariously dubious weight-loss tech
Modius is a headband that promises to suppress cravings and decrease appetite by stimulating your brain with vibrations. Seems legit.
Smart forks
This is a smart fork that’s designed to help monitor how fast you’re eating and help you lose weight. Weird or wonderful?
Smart condoms
Have you ever wondered how many calories you’re burning during intercourse? Now you can find out.
All hoverboards
We’ve tried, we really have, but we just can’t take these things seriously.
Algorithmic clothes
Facebook ads and online shops are full of these bizarre t-shirts with poorly inserted , automatically generated slogans. Weird nonsense.
iPad typewriters
You either love these or loathe them. Gadgets that turn others gadgets into retro gadgets. Because why not?
Smart salt dispensers
SMALT is a smart salt dispenser which the company claims is not only a “conversation starter” but also a “great way to entertain guests.” Huh?
Virtual tattoos
We do like to see interesting uses of augmented reality tech and this one is curious. Apparently letting you see your tattoo designs in real time.
Sospendo
This gadget offers hands-free view of your phone while you busy yourself doing other things. You will look ridiculous though.
MacBook Selfie Sticks
This one lets you wave you expensive laptop in the air like enormous neon signs saying “I am rich and a great target for mugging!”
Fleshlight launchpad
Erm. What can we say about this one? A case for your tablet that you can dock a fleshlight in. We have no more words.
Bluetooth hairbrushes
This is an intelligent hairbrush that not only has an app for monitoring your brushing but a built-in mic for listening to your hair.
Baby poop alarms
A sensor that lets parents know when a baby is peeing or pooping. We can’t decide if this is fantastic or awful.
The Hushme Voice Mask
This is a voice mask for phones that lets you have private conversations while also looking like a work-in-progress Stormtrooper.
